Back again, this week was a little less stressful which was nice^^ And I got a manicure for the first time in my life, it was really fun;P My friend promised I'd love it, and although it hurt a little the results are awesome~:3 I want to get another one for when I leave, but I bet it'll have worn off in no time^^; Tonight I'm going to eat dimsum and watch Harry Potter with some friends, it's going to be really funX3 Ah~, it finally feels like it's summer...at work someone pointed out that on one of the sign-in sheets I'd put out I'd written June 19th even though it was JulyXDD Time's passing so quickly now I barely know what month it is, how sad is that...well, as long as it's not August yet, there's too much to do before thenO_o
Anyway, today I have the Shukudai-kun from 07.04.16 with the birthday gift bits:D
Ogura: Arashi's Homework begins~!
[writing: inside the box is tonight's guest]
Ogura: Tonight as well, we have this mystery. One divorce, single mother-
Sho: One divorce??
Nino: Huge breasts.
Sho: It looks like she's right up Ogura-san's alley ne?
Nino: She has all teh qualifications ne.
Ogura: One divorce?
Ohno: It's a female.
Ogura: Well of course it's a female!
Jun: Cause that was a guy with giant breasts...;P
Ogura: Since she's a single mother. Eh?
Sho: She's put out a lot of photobooks.
Aiba: My my!
Ohno: Could it be...?
Ogura: I've got it, I've got it!
Aiba: Who is it?
Ogura: The president of a company that makes beards!
Jun: He might be on to something...
Sho: He's probably on teh right track.
Ogura: I mean, a divorcee single mother with huge breasts who does bikini modelling, isn't there only Hinagata
Akiko-chan? (writing)
Sho: This is today's guest!
[writing: Hinagata Akiko]
Akiko: Amazing, inside there I was uneasy, I was getting confused on who it wasXD
00:56
{Akiko tastes something delicious, the announcer says tonight Akiko and Ogura are extremely excited over unusual
sweets, Ogura feeds her some and Nino asks what kind of game this is, then he says that tonight's [teach me! Arashi] is about
what celebratory words to say together with one's girlfriend's birthday present, to which Arashi responds quite
seriously. Arashi's Homework begins. Sho asks for teh first homework and Ogura reads off that she wants them
to research delicious, unusual sweets for her sweet-loving self. They all ask if she likes sweets and she saya
she loves sweet things, to the point that she could eat nothing but sweet things all day. Sho asks if, without
having any rice, she's okay with having sweets 3 meals a day, and she says she's completely fine with that.
Nino says she's like an American.}
1:58
Ogura: Well, one way or another, weren't you famous as someone who doesn't eat white rice?
Akiko: That's right!
Ogura: That's right?
[writing: She hates white rice!]
Akiko: Yes. I kind of...don't get the point of it (eating rice). (writing)
Jun: There's no point to it! Do you have a rice cooker at home? (writing)
Akiko: I have a rice cooker at home, at any rate. That's something you just have in your home isn't it. (writing)
That's how I felt when I bought it.
Sho: In terms of housewares.
2:14
{The announcer says that as long as she has sweets she doesn't need anything else, and for her they received
237 submissions. But in the end will they be able to find something that will satisfy Hinagata-san?}
2:27
Akiko: This is pretty amazing. I'm anticipating it. (writing)
Jun: Pretty- really, today I think it's okay to anticipate it. (writing) This won't cause a problem for someone
who likes sweets.
Sho: Yo! Bambino! (writing)
[writing: His starring drama [Bambi~no!] starts this week, favor him ne]
Jun: Yup.
Nino: Ah, here we go.
Ohno: Bambina! (writing)
Sho: He's not a bambina! (writing)
Jun: First, the the first course. Shockingly rare sweets, using very unusual fruits or nuts. (writing)
Aiba: Shockingly rare ne.
Jun: Well, this is it.
Ogura: That 'oh' is too soon.
2:52
{the announcer says the shop that used the rare fruit to make this sweet used made only one batch of it, what
could it be?}
Jun: Here I go, this is it.
Sho: What is this?
Jun: This is a shockingly rare sweet.
Akiko: It's sweets-like ne. This is Tokyo's Akasaka's Budoueya restaurant's [Hamanashi sweet].
Sho: Hamanashi?
Jun: In official terminology, kokemomo. It seems that in the Mt. Fuji area they call kokemomo 'hamanashi' ne.
It's something extremely valuable, about 1kg of it is 10 thousand yen (100$)
Sho: Seriously?
Jun: On top of which, you can only pick it for one month, from the middle of October to the middle of November.
That's shockingly rare isn't it? This is what it becomes.
Ohno: That'll be delicious.
Sho: That'll be delicious.
Akiko: Ne, it looks delicious. Thanks for the food. Delicious. (writing)
Jun: There we have it.
Nino: Look at that.
Akiko: This is delicious!
Ohno: Oh! What is this? (writing)
Sho: What's wrong?
[writing: A *new* reaction?!]
Jun: What happened?
Aiba: You only say 'tasty'!
Ohno: It was gone in a second. (writing)
Aiba: Again!
Nino: Again again. Try eating it one more time.
Ohno: I was surprised just now. (writing)
Nino: There's no way it can be gone ne. (writing)
Aiba; Ne. If you put it in your mouth then it's there right.
Ohno: See, it's kind of messed up. (writing) You'll see.
Sho: Ah! (writing)
Jun: What, it changed?
Sho: It's not there! (writing) It's not there!
Ohno: It's not there right?
Sho: It's not there, I've never eaten anything like this. The flavor is different from what you imagine. (writing)
Ogura: Then MatsuJun should eat it.
Jun: It's delicious. (writing)
Nino: The guy behind us is kind of amazing.
Jun: So, next, for me this is a huge favorite. (writing) Yes! Using one whole melon, a super high class sweet!
Akiko: Amazing, cute!
Ogura: That's cute!
Jun: This is Tokyo's Okuzawa's [Parlor Laurel]'s melon mousse, current market price 18 thousand yen (180$). They]
carve out the inside and use it to make mousse.
Ogura: They made it into mousse?
Akiko: Eh, how should I eat this?
Ogura: Here...act-...please just take a mouthful. (writing)
Sho: He couldn't explain it at all. (writing)
Ogura: Yes yes, go from that side, go ahead.
Akiko: Thanks for the food.
[writing: For toppings there are oranges, strawberries, apples, blueberries, raspberries, chocolate, and others.]
Ogura: Cause from the inside it's mousse ne.
Akiko: Mm, amazing. The melon flavor is more melony than a melon. (writing)
Ogura: Huh?! (writing)
Sho: More melony than a melon?
Akiko: More than a melon, amazingly melon.
Jun: It surpassed it.
Sho: Oh, it's going over, it's going over.
Akiko: Amazing.
Jun: Oh, there it went!
Akiko: It was all one mouthful...
Ogura: Tasty? (writing)
Aiba: Fluffy. (writing) Really, really-
Nino: But that's the characteristic of mousse isn't it. (writing)
Aiba: No no no, there' nothing this fluffy. (writing)
Ohno: Ah, tasty, this is tasty, mega tasty! (writing)
Jun: Ogu-san, won't you eat a little? (writing) I think you should eat it.
Ogura: I guess it's okay if I die! (writing)
[writing: Due to diabetes he's restricting his sugar intake]
Jun: A judgement-free day?
Nino: It's this kind of middle of the night ne.
Ogura: It's true.
Jun: It's delicious ne.
Nino: Tasty. More melony than melon.
Akiko: More melony than melon.
Ogura: This is tasty! (writing) [Ah~] (writing)
Jun: What is this? (writing)
Akiko: Delicious. (writing)
[Announcer: Unusual sweets appear one after another. (writing) Next, Hinagata-san talks about her daughter and
second marriage in a startling confession. Today's homework is delicious, unusual sweets. From here on is a
big amassment of sweets you'll rarely set eyes on.]
Jun: Self-styled Japan's biggest 'blank'.
Aiba: Oh, this intrigues me.
Ogura: Like, pudding? That's it isn't it?
Jun: This is it.
Akiko: Cream puff!
Sho: Huge~! (writing)
Jun: It's a cream puff.
[writing: Width 25 cm]
Oguta: MatsuJun, slice it up for us.
Sho: Bambino!
Jun: Well, actually, I've never cut up sweets before ne.
Ohno: First time! (writing)
Akiko: That's a delicious-looking cream puff.
Sho: It's an uncertain shape.
Aiba: You;re fast!
Akiko: I want to see what it's like inside ne. (writing)
Jun: This is how it is.
Aiba: Amazing!
Ogura: There's custard, and raw cream!
Jun: That's right ne.
Akiko: Thanks for the food. Delicious.
Aiba: It's delicious.
Ogura: Her expression looks so happy. (writing)
Aiba: Ne!
Akiko: The cream is incredibly delicious.
Ogura: Delicious? just a little bit is enough for me. (writing)
Jun: Then just a little. (writing)
Aiba: A little huh.
[writing: He's looking out for your health]
Aiba: That's sad huh, Ogu-san.
Ogura: No matter what it's pathetic huh. (writing)
Aiba: Even though you're already 60 ne. (writing) How is it?
Ogura: It's delicious ne. (writing)
Jun: The reason they have this jumbo one is because a customer special-ordered it as a birthday gift for his
girlfriend who loves cream puffs.
Sho: How much did this girlfriend eat??
Jun: She *loved* cream puffs.
[Announcer: Next is gyoza-style apple pie. Inside, rather than meat, is sweetened apple mixture.]
Ogura: Huh? She's not lighting up. She's delirious? (writing)
Aiba: She's delirious ne, certainly in a daze-
Nino: We're doing this for real, so do your best. (writing)
Aiba: She's delirious ne.
Ogura: The apple pie made you delirious. (writing)
Akiko: It dazed me.
Ogura: That's got to be fun-
Nino: What kind of game is this? Please quit this game. (writing)
Akiko: Ah, it's delicious, really.
Aiba: Delicious?
7:34
{the announcer says next is a Japanese candy made of black beans and glutinous rice, though you may be fooled
by it's appearance}
7:46
Ogura: I'd laugh if it smelled raw ne. (writing)
[writing: Why is he using honorifics?]
Sho: Suddenly using honorifics;P
Nino: I'd laugh too.
Akiko: I'd laugh ne.
Nino: That would be laughable ne.
Ogura: Go ahead.
Akiko: Why are you laughing? (writing)
Ogura: It's the sensation that Hinagata Akiko-san is biting into a fish;P (writing)
Aiba: Isn't that okay?
[writing: Ogu-san seems to be having fun]
Nino: That's a Japanese candy.
Jun: That's a sweet.
[Announcer: Next is lemon-flavored jelly with goldfish shapes in it, "Goldfish bowl jelly". It matches perfectly,
in appearance, taste, and concept it's a sweet.]
Ogura: You're eating everything without any hesitation ne. (writing)
Akiko: Ah, is that bad? (writing)
Aiba: No no, that's fine, really.
Ogura: I was thinking that you really do like them.
Akiko: Then would you like to try it with me?
Ogura: Oh my...
Aiba: Well well well!
Ogura: ...really? (writing)
Aiba: Hey, Ogu-san.
Nino: Do it! Do it do it!
Aiba: Then lift out a fish.
Ogura: Because you went to all this trouble ne. (writing)
Aiba: Wouldn't it be better to take one of the fish out? I think that's better.
Akiko: Say [Ahh~] then. (writing)
Nino: Ogu-san, say [Ahh~] to her please.
Aiba: That's right. Ogu-san, go [Ahh~].
Nino: You say [Ahh~] Ogu-san. (writing)
Aiba: Ogu-san, say it ne. Hinagata-san, until then you can't open your mouth. (writing)
Akiko: Yes.
Ogura: [Ahh~]<3 (writing)
Jun: What is that! (writing)
Nino: What kind of game is that! (writing) This show...eh?
Ogura: Is it okay if I don't eat as well? (writing)
Aiba: Are you getting sick of it? Is your stomach full already?
Ogura: My chest has started to hurt. (writing)
Sho: It's love, love. (writing)
9:01
{next is the image homework of Akiko, 'what did you do last night?' Sho says they received a lot of submissions
and the members will introduce them one by one. Aiba says he'll start, a submissionn from Tokyo's Kasai-san,
which is 'put her shopping bag in the basket and tore through a shopping arcade on a bicycle', and he says that
image of her appears to exist, perhaps because as a single mother they think she has to do that kind of household
work. She says that's true, even though her child is in the 1st grade already. Jun suprisedly says 'she's that big??'
Aiba asks if her daughter and her share any similar features, and Akiko says that she thinks her daughter's more
together than she is. Aiba is amazed, and Akiko says that it's amazing, her daughter criticizes her. Aiba asks
for an example and she says that she often hangs out with Mitsuura-san, and that once they were on a tv show
together and Mitsuura-san cried, while everyone else laughed. When she came home it appeared that her daughter
had seen it, and she got mad at her and asked why Mitsuura-san was crying, while everyone else laughed so hard,
but 'mama' didn't even comfort her, despite her having no allies whatsoever. Then Akiko goes on to say that
she told her it was because Yacchan (Mitsuura) thought it was the most tasty;P Aiba says that should be easy to
udnerstand, and Nino tells her not to tell her daughter that kind of thing;P Because it won't explain why she
said it. And she agrees, and says that her daughter told her to be careful for next time. Aiba then asks if she
goes anywhere on her bike, from her house. Akiko says she does, but it's a recent thing. Then she says that when
she was in junior high she got hit by a taxi while riding a bike, and Aiba confirms it was her. She says yes,
and that she was in a really big hurry, then starts to laugh, and everyone asks why she's laughignXD She says
that her bike got hit, but she rolled up onto the hood and was thus okay, that she was right up close to the
driver. Aiba says she wasn't close because the windshield was in teh way, and she goes on to say that because
a lot of people started gathering around, and the driver appeared to be getting out, she got really scared and
ran awayXD But when she got home it seemed that he mother got a phone call, the result of which was her mother
telling her she had to be more careful, and then no sooner had they bought her another bike but she got hit
by a busXD only one week later too...;P They can't believe it, but she says it's true, and that because it
happened in such a short period of time they stopped wanting to buy her bikes. Aiba asks why she got hit and she
says it's because she was in an incredible hurry^^; She was in an incredible hurry so it couldn't be helped.
Aiba tells her to be careful about that, and Jun says he'll go next. A submission from Shizuoka-ken's Nakagawa-san,
'listened to Mitsuura Yasuko-san's stories about getting dumped for an eternity'. Ogura asks her what kind of
conversations she has with Mitsuura, and says that she's a fairly serious girl isn't she? Akiko says it's true,
and that recently she told her she's having menopausal disordersO_o She's getting a beardXDD Mitsuura asked her
what she should do;P Ogura laughs at that, and Ohno asks if it's really coming in that much, tugging at his own.
Jun says surely it's not coming in *that* muchXD Akiko says it's only very little and Nino interjects to say
it must be the soft hair on people's cheeks right? Akiko says it's a beard;P ogura laughs and says it seems that
if they run into Mitsuura they'll see itXD Nino agrees, and Ohno reads his, a submission from Shizuoka-ken's
Da-Da-san, 'Hinagata-san, you're not going to get remarried?';P Sho says that's not an image at all, and Akiko
says that it's not like doesn't want to, nor does she desperately want to, it's just that if the timing was
right she would. Sho asks if it was someone older or younger how would it be? Their age group or Ogura's age-group?;P
Ogura snorts and asks what kind of silly conversation they're having now, while Nino says that's a fairly wide
disparity;P Akiko says it really doesn't matter much to her, and Sho asks Ougra what he thinks;) Nino says she
gets hit by things from time to time, and she says that he could protect her, and he says he would. She says
that he could tell her if she was riding too fastXD Sho slaughs that protecting her is reduced to the speed of
her bike, and Ogura says that next time he'll put himself in a position to protect her, leading Sho to cut in
and suggest they move on to the next segment;P}
13:03
Ogura: So, it started last week, this is the "Tell me! Arashi" segment.
[Announcer: This is a segment where Arashi takes the audience's love problems and mixes in enactments to seriously
answer them. And, for the sake of participation, 50 girls in the studio will rate them. They'll also receive
Hinagata-san's opinion, since she is the chairman of the judgement committee.]
Ogura: So, this week's problem was received from Hokkaido's Butter-san. (writing)
Nino: Oh, thanks.
Ogura: It will very shortly be the birthday of the girl that I've recently started dating. When I give her the
present what words should I say along with it to make her happy? Tell me! (writing)
Aiba: It's fresh, it's fresh isn't it.
Nino: It's fresh huh.
Ogura: It's the first present!
Sho: It's youth.
Ogura: That's right.
Akiko: Ah, it's difficult ne.
Jun: Ah, this is bad.
Ogura: As a girl, would it be better to say something when you give her the present rather than stay silent?
(writing)
Akiko: Ah, but it's better not to be long-winded ne! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, something light? Yes!
Jun: Ah, there it is!
Ogura: Yes, there it is.
Sho: Ther we go.
Aiba: Something light?
[writing: 1st, Aiba]
Aiba: So, for the situation, we had a morning meet-up for her birthday.
Nino: That's great ne.
Aiba: Isn't that great?
Nino: It's fresh ne. (writing)
Aiba: Isn't it fresh? (writing)
Ogura: The words to accompany the birthday present. Well then, Aiba-kun, let's go~.
[writing: Aiba's recommmended words]
Aiba: Sorry! Sorry, were you waiting long? I got lost. (writing) Yeah, sorry ne.
Jun: Just how lost was he?;P
Nino: Although it looked like he was making a bee-line for her.
Aiba: Today is that ne? (writing) Um, hey. Your birthday ne. (writing) I kind of have something to give you today.
Alright...here, your present. That's right, money. You know, I've been frantically working my hardest
at my part-time job! (writing) I saved up 50 thousand yen! So you wanna go? To Isetan? Isetan? (writing; department
store) Let's go together, cause I'll buy you the thing that suits you best. (writing) Ne? Let's go together.
Alright, let's go!
Ogura: For her first birthday with you ne, you give her 50 thousand (yen) in the morning ne? (writing)
Aiba: Yes!
Oguta: So, wellthen, here's the judgement. Hinagata-san as well-
Aiba: This is bad.
Ogura: -go or no-go, go ahead! Ah~, it's the worst!
Jun: There's tons of x's!
Akiko: First of all, isn't it better not to show her cash? (writing)
[writing: Quite right!]
Nino: Ne, it went on quite a bit ne, even though it would have been nicer to buy he something.
Ohno: Ne, 50 thousand yen...
Akiko: Um, you can say something honest like [I was really worrying about it but I didn't know what to get].
(writing)
Aiba: I see ne. I see I see, like that! (writing)
Nino: Gifts are essential ne. (writing)
Akiko: Gifts are incredibly essential. The first time I got a present from a boyfriend that I didn't like was
[Homemade Jam]. (writing)
Jun: Why??
Akiko: Homemade jam.
Jun: Was it not homemade?
Ogura: What kind of jam was it? (writing)
Akiko: There were ordinary fruits in there, but there was just one, what was it ne, that was butter-ish. I
really didn't like that. I kind of started to hate him. (writing)
Ogura: So, who's next?
Sho: Alright!
Ogura: Ah, okay, let's go Sho-kun. Alright, he's there. Sakurai-san, do your best! Go ahead!
[writing: Sakurai's recommended words]
Sho: The case is that today is your first birthday ne. If that's true, then this is the point where I'd like to
tell you 'congratulations' but...I felt like I should express my thanks to your mother and father who gave
birth to you. Father, mother...thanks. (writing)
Aiba: That's an awesome idea.
Nino: Then let's see the decision.
Ogura: You're already thinking about marriage ne, with that? (writing)
Sho: That's right ne. You begin by attacking the parents. (writing)
Ogura: I see, I see.
Sho: The outside's solid, so I thought to attack from the inside. (writing)
Ogura: So, go ahead with the judgement!
Jun: That's lower than Aiba-san's ne!
Aiba: That's right ne. Ah, Hinagata-san's giving it an x too.
Akiko: Those two are still at a state of high tension, so I get the feeling that a little more time needs
to pass. (writing) Other than that, were the father and mother nearby? (writing)
Sho: No...they're not there.
Nino: The father and mother aren't there ne.
Ogura: So, who's next?
Sho: I want to see Ogu-san's! (writing)
Nino: Ah, I wsant to see that!
[writing: Ogu-san is also being suddenly conscripted!]
Nino: The circumstances, the circumstances, what are the circumstances? What's the situation? (writing)
Ogura: Anywhere's fine. (writing)
Jun: So, shall we go?
Ogura: The situation has nothing to do with it.
Jun: So, the words to go along with the birthday present for the girlfriend you've started seeing, the Ogura-san
version! Go ahead.
[writing: Ogura's recommended words]
Ogura: Happy birthday. I like watches so I'm giving you a watch. It's just that, there were a lot to choose from
and I got confused. (writing) This is my preference. It's just that, there wasn't a present better than you. (writing)
Sho: Coo~l!
[writing: Yo! Mature!]
Nino: Cool!
Sho: A present better than you howaa~. (writing)
Aiba: Let's got to the judgement. Go ahead!
Ogura: Ah, kids wouldn't understand huh!
Sho: Hinagata-san gave it a circle?
Akiko: Ah, well it was kind of too straight-forward so I think that you would conversely get nervous. (writing)
Aiba: Nervous-!
Nino: That's possible huh.
Akiko: But, I kind of think that maybe that alone they'd treat preciously perhaps? Just what age were you
assuming? (writing) For the female partner?
Ogura: A divorcee probably ne. (writing) So, who's next? Ah, it's Ohno.
Ohno: This'll work. (writing)
Oguta: Ah, Ohno-kun's confident creation. A few words to accompany the present on the first birthday of your
girlfriend. Ohno-kun, go ahead!
[writing: Ohno's recommended words]
Ohno: Here, your present. That's right, it's my caricature. When we can't see each other, look at that
caricature! (writing)
Ogura: That's...for Riidaa's personality that's good huh. (writing)
Nino: It might be good ne.
Ogura: Here's the judgement, go ahead!
Aiba: It was good!
Jun: Amazing.
Nino: Oh, amazing.
Ogura: It's just 5 people (missing).
Jun: Hinagata-san is a circle as well.
Ogura: Ah, is it good?
Akiko: It's the kind of type I'd think is sort of fun ne. (writing) Laughing together. I think I'd probably
give my caricature in return on his birthday ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Finally, Arashi's prided two over-the-top guys make their appearance. The words to make a girlfriend
happy when giving her her present, finally teh top two make their appearance.]
Ogura: So, next? Who-
Nino: The two big magnates are left behind ne. (writing)
Jun: That's right ne!
[writing: We're anticipating it!]
Jun: Then I guess I'll go.
Nino: Ehh??!
Ogura: MatsuJun is going. It'll be over-the-top, for sure. (writing)
Aiba: Over-the-top ne.
Jun: This situation is ne, ah, then, on the verge of going home after a date. (writing)
Ogura: The verge of going home huh?
Sho: Why are you getting shy? (writing)
Ogura: He remembered something;P
Jun: Ah~, this is embarrassing! (writing)
Aiba: It's erotic ne. The erotic one. (writing) It's an erotic one today ne.
Ogura: Then, MatsuJun, go ahead!
[writing: Matsumoto's recommended words]
Jun: Well, it was fun ne? Eh...so, it was today, take care on your way home again ne. Ah! I forgot. Here,
your present. (writing) Open it and see. That's right, it's a ring. (writing) Look on the inside of it.
That's right. Just in case, so that we won't forget this occasion, I had the day engraved on it. (writing)
Happy birthday. Bye ne.
Aiba: We have to see the judgement for this, the judgement. The judgement ne.
Ogura: The judgement! Ah, but there are a lot of circles...
Aiba: Ah, that's a good one, there's a good response.
Ogura: Though I think it could be fine to give a ring for the first present, how is it with just having just
the date inside? (writing) Is that something that would make you happy?
Akiko: Ah, I think it would make me happy ne, after all it's ther person you like. Other than that, the non-chalant
manner... That unexaggerated feel, to the extent that on the way home he forgot it, that was good. (writing)
Ogura: So-
Nino: Alright, I guess I'll show you. (writing) Mine.
Ogura: You're going to show us? That's Nino-like.
Nino: Mine ne...everyone brought out their own individual ones, but I'll show you how mine is the most heart-
throbbing of them all. (writing)
Akiko: he's kind of set the bar high. (writing)
Ogura: Well, let's go.
Aiba: It's an incredibly high bar ne.
Jun: He's painting himself into a corner;P
Ogura: This is Ninomiya-kun. Go ahead.
Nino: Okay.
[writing: Ninomiya's recommended words]
Nino: Here, this is your birthday present. OPen it and see. That's right. It's a watch you know. From now on
as well...let's tick away our time together. (writing)
[writing: Doubtful?]
Ogura: I see ne. Well then, this is the judgement, go ahead!
Akiko: Kind of doubtful.
Aiba: Hinagata-san, which is it?
Akiko: Um...although wanting to tick away the time together with the watch makes me happy, having it go together with
those words just now...
Aiba: Ah, I see ne.
Akiko: I think the way you say it is a factor too.
Aiba: This is kind of flippant ne? Kind of.
Akiko: When he does it saying [let's tick away] it makes you kind of wonder to what extent he's being serious.
(writing)
Aiba: Ahh.
Jun: Ah, I see ne.
Nino: Then just how much over-the-top do you like anyway? (writing)
[writing: Getting angry unreasonably]
Aiba: What is that? There are a lot of different kinds of that?
Akiko: He's kind of mad ne.
Aiba: There's various different styles? (writing)
Nino: Yeah there are, there are.
Aiba: There were various different styles?
Nino: Like 'Let's tick away our time together ne~!'
[writing: A new calling in life!]
Nino: Like 'Here here, hey~!', those kinds of styles.
[writing: In the end, who's the honor student?]
Nino: These rules are messed up!
23:02
{the announcer says this week's honor student is Kon-san from Tokyo for submitting the Melon Mousse, asks
for questions and submissions for 'what did you do last night?' for Drunk Dragon, Megumi, and Suzuki Anne}
Ogura: You're not that good at it?
Akiko: I'm good at it! I'm incredibly fast!
Okay...she got hit by a taxi and a bus in the same week??XDD I'd have given up on bicycyling for life at that point;P And Ogura really did seem interested in her ne...a little more than the usual guestsXD And I really~ want to try that melon mousse, I love melon and it looks amazing:3 But the birthday words were really the highlight of the show ne;) I'm biased, but I loved Jun's most of allXD A ring, perfect bday present, and the dat inside...kyaa~<3 But Ohno's was hilarious, I'd be a little nonplussed at first, but after that I'd probably think it was funny^^ Aiba...k, giving money is not good, I'm sorry dear^^; At least act like you tried to think of something elseXDD And Sho...don't hate me, but that's a good way to get someone to break up with you;P Nino's was so flippant it didn't quite carry off well, but the revised edition was a screamXD Ah~, I love this new segment:3
Plus, Jun's July Myojo article<3
Credit to Mori for the scan!:D

In admiration of the skills of the craftsman in Osaka!
When they went to Osaka for the Dome concerts, since it had been awhile since all the members were together
Arashi went out to eat dinner. Matsumoto was moved by the deliciousness of the kushiage (fried vegetables and
meat on skewers) he encountered at that time! [It was tasty~<3 they brought out various kinds of kushiage. Like
sea urchin and squid, they were tasty too, the crab cream croquettes were delicious~. The number of guests, with
the staff and Arashi combined, was 10 people, and although it was just the host and hostess serving us just
when we were done eating the next skewers would come out. With the good host, the good atmosphere of the
restaurant, when they said "Bringing out tasty stuff~!" there was the unique quality of a craftsman hanging
about in the air ne.] Usually Matsumoto doesn't eat many fried things, but on that day they say that his arms
kept reaching out for the kushiage brought out with such exquisite timing. [Fried food swells out your stomach
if you give it time, but that day I ate a lot ne. Because the place where they were frying it was right in front
of my eyes the way the host was doing it interested me as well so I was watching it the whole time] he says,
right now Matsumoto is playing an Italian chef in the drama [Bambi~no!]. Even when he goes out to eat on his
own time the way he looks at the restaurants is different from how it was up until now! [The other day, even
when I went to a soba restaurant I had a seat at the counter and I wondered "what does the inside of the kitchen
look like?" and was looking at it.] Identical to the main character he plays in the drama, Matsumoto himself
is a man who studies zealousy.
20 minutes of relaxation time per day
[It's been pretty peaceful lately ne. Even if there were things that irritated me, because it would make the
atmosphere bad for those around me I don't bring it to the surface much] says Matsumoto with a calm expression.
Since his days are busy with the filming of the drama it sometimes happens that by the time he realizes it
he's fallen asleep on the floor without making it to the bed... What heals Matsumoto is bath time. [Listening
to music, watching subject matter DVDs, reading scripts or books...I soak for 20~30 minutes ne] slowly relaxing,
preparing for the next day's filming.
A surprise from a friend!
Before the time he was supposed to meet up with a friend he hadn't seen in a while I got a sudden phonecall from
them! On top of which, what they asked him was what he was wearing that day. Though no matter how long it's been
there's no way they wouldn't be able to find him at the meet-up... [A khaki shirt and navy blue pants. 'The inside
is pink', I answered on my outfit for the day] upon which the friend readied an unexpected item and waited for
Matsumoto! [They said "I thought it go with your outfit today" and gave me a navy blue scarf sample. I was happy
ne] On a side note, on the day of this interview he also coordinated a navy blue scarf with his personal clothes.
Nice~ he was even studying kitchens in soba restaurants, what a diligent boy^^ I wonder if now that the drama is finished he'll still continue trying to learn new things...knowing him he'll pick up little bits here and there to really wow people;P But really, only 20min a day to relax??O_o That's awful...but I'm sure he really enjoys his bath time, and occasionally brings some wineXD Ii ne, watashi mo hairitai na~XDD He has such nice friends too...XD
Well, there's a bit more to put separately, but that's it for the main post^^ Hope you all had a good week:D Oh, I put a poll on my Vox about which is your favorite song from Time, but lj doesn't work with java apparently...so, if you can't get on there or if you'd prefer, post what your fave song is in a comment, we'll see what the tally comes to here:D Mata ne~=)

銀色の爪って素敵~;Pま、嵐の文字もいればもっと素晴らしいになるけどね^^
Anyway, today I have the Shukudai-kun from 07.04.16 with the birthday gift bits:D
Ogura: Arashi's Homework begins~!
[writing: inside the box is tonight's guest]
Ogura: Tonight as well, we have this mystery. One divorce, single mother-
Sho: One divorce??
Nino: Huge breasts.
Sho: It looks like she's right up Ogura-san's alley ne?
Nino: She has all teh qualifications ne.
Ogura: One divorce?
Ohno: It's a female.
Ogura: Well of course it's a female!
Jun: Cause that was a guy with giant breasts...;P
Ogura: Since she's a single mother. Eh?
Sho: She's put out a lot of photobooks.
Aiba: My my!
Ohno: Could it be...?
Ogura: I've got it, I've got it!
Aiba: Who is it?
Ogura: The president of a company that makes beards!
Jun: He might be on to something...
Sho: He's probably on teh right track.
Ogura: I mean, a divorcee single mother with huge breasts who does bikini modelling, isn't there only Hinagata
Akiko-chan? (writing)
Sho: This is today's guest!
[writing: Hinagata Akiko]
Akiko: Amazing, inside there I was uneasy, I was getting confused on who it wasXD
00:56
{Akiko tastes something delicious, the announcer says tonight Akiko and Ogura are extremely excited over unusual
sweets, Ogura feeds her some and Nino asks what kind of game this is, then he says that tonight's [teach me! Arashi] is about
what celebratory words to say together with one's girlfriend's birthday present, to which Arashi responds quite
seriously. Arashi's Homework begins. Sho asks for teh first homework and Ogura reads off that she wants them
to research delicious, unusual sweets for her sweet-loving self. They all ask if she likes sweets and she saya
she loves sweet things, to the point that she could eat nothing but sweet things all day. Sho asks if, without
having any rice, she's okay with having sweets 3 meals a day, and she says she's completely fine with that.
Nino says she's like an American.}
1:58
Ogura: Well, one way or another, weren't you famous as someone who doesn't eat white rice?
Akiko: That's right!
Ogura: That's right?
[writing: She hates white rice!]
Akiko: Yes. I kind of...don't get the point of it (eating rice). (writing)
Jun: There's no point to it! Do you have a rice cooker at home? (writing)
Akiko: I have a rice cooker at home, at any rate. That's something you just have in your home isn't it. (writing)
That's how I felt when I bought it.
Sho: In terms of housewares.
2:14
{The announcer says that as long as she has sweets she doesn't need anything else, and for her they received
237 submissions. But in the end will they be able to find something that will satisfy Hinagata-san?}
2:27
Akiko: This is pretty amazing. I'm anticipating it. (writing)
Jun: Pretty- really, today I think it's okay to anticipate it. (writing) This won't cause a problem for someone
who likes sweets.
Sho: Yo! Bambino! (writing)
[writing: His starring drama [Bambi~no!] starts this week, favor him ne]
Jun: Yup.
Nino: Ah, here we go.
Ohno: Bambina! (writing)
Sho: He's not a bambina! (writing)
Jun: First, the the first course. Shockingly rare sweets, using very unusual fruits or nuts. (writing)
Aiba: Shockingly rare ne.
Jun: Well, this is it.
Ogura: That 'oh' is too soon.
2:52
{the announcer says the shop that used the rare fruit to make this sweet used made only one batch of it, what
could it be?}
Jun: Here I go, this is it.
Sho: What is this?
Jun: This is a shockingly rare sweet.
Akiko: It's sweets-like ne. This is Tokyo's Akasaka's Budoueya restaurant's [Hamanashi sweet].
Sho: Hamanashi?
Jun: In official terminology, kokemomo. It seems that in the Mt. Fuji area they call kokemomo 'hamanashi' ne.
It's something extremely valuable, about 1kg of it is 10 thousand yen (100$)
Sho: Seriously?
Jun: On top of which, you can only pick it for one month, from the middle of October to the middle of November.
That's shockingly rare isn't it? This is what it becomes.
Ohno: That'll be delicious.
Sho: That'll be delicious.
Akiko: Ne, it looks delicious. Thanks for the food. Delicious. (writing)
Jun: There we have it.
Nino: Look at that.
Akiko: This is delicious!
Ohno: Oh! What is this? (writing)
Sho: What's wrong?
[writing: A *new* reaction?!]
Jun: What happened?
Aiba: You only say 'tasty'!
Ohno: It was gone in a second. (writing)
Aiba: Again!
Nino: Again again. Try eating it one more time.
Ohno: I was surprised just now. (writing)
Nino: There's no way it can be gone ne. (writing)
Aiba; Ne. If you put it in your mouth then it's there right.
Ohno: See, it's kind of messed up. (writing) You'll see.
Sho: Ah! (writing)
Jun: What, it changed?
Sho: It's not there! (writing) It's not there!
Ohno: It's not there right?
Sho: It's not there, I've never eaten anything like this. The flavor is different from what you imagine. (writing)
Ogura: Then MatsuJun should eat it.
Jun: It's delicious. (writing)
Nino: The guy behind us is kind of amazing.
Jun: So, next, for me this is a huge favorite. (writing) Yes! Using one whole melon, a super high class sweet!
Akiko: Amazing, cute!
Ogura: That's cute!
Jun: This is Tokyo's Okuzawa's [Parlor Laurel]'s melon mousse, current market price 18 thousand yen (180$). They]
carve out the inside and use it to make mousse.
Ogura: They made it into mousse?
Akiko: Eh, how should I eat this?
Ogura: Here...act-...please just take a mouthful. (writing)
Sho: He couldn't explain it at all. (writing)
Ogura: Yes yes, go from that side, go ahead.
Akiko: Thanks for the food.
[writing: For toppings there are oranges, strawberries, apples, blueberries, raspberries, chocolate, and others.]
Ogura: Cause from the inside it's mousse ne.
Akiko: Mm, amazing. The melon flavor is more melony than a melon. (writing)
Ogura: Huh?! (writing)
Sho: More melony than a melon?
Akiko: More than a melon, amazingly melon.
Jun: It surpassed it.
Sho: Oh, it's going over, it's going over.
Akiko: Amazing.
Jun: Oh, there it went!
Akiko: It was all one mouthful...
Ogura: Tasty? (writing)
Aiba: Fluffy. (writing) Really, really-
Nino: But that's the characteristic of mousse isn't it. (writing)
Aiba: No no no, there' nothing this fluffy. (writing)
Ohno: Ah, tasty, this is tasty, mega tasty! (writing)
Jun: Ogu-san, won't you eat a little? (writing) I think you should eat it.
Ogura: I guess it's okay if I die! (writing)
[writing: Due to diabetes he's restricting his sugar intake]
Jun: A judgement-free day?
Nino: It's this kind of middle of the night ne.
Ogura: It's true.
Jun: It's delicious ne.
Nino: Tasty. More melony than melon.
Akiko: More melony than melon.
Ogura: This is tasty! (writing) [Ah~] (writing)
Jun: What is this? (writing)
Akiko: Delicious. (writing)
[Announcer: Unusual sweets appear one after another. (writing) Next, Hinagata-san talks about her daughter and
second marriage in a startling confession. Today's homework is delicious, unusual sweets. From here on is a
big amassment of sweets you'll rarely set eyes on.]
Jun: Self-styled Japan's biggest 'blank'.
Aiba: Oh, this intrigues me.
Ogura: Like, pudding? That's it isn't it?
Jun: This is it.
Akiko: Cream puff!
Sho: Huge~! (writing)
Jun: It's a cream puff.
[writing: Width 25 cm]
Oguta: MatsuJun, slice it up for us.
Sho: Bambino!
Jun: Well, actually, I've never cut up sweets before ne.
Ohno: First time! (writing)
Akiko: That's a delicious-looking cream puff.
Sho: It's an uncertain shape.
Aiba: You;re fast!
Akiko: I want to see what it's like inside ne. (writing)
Jun: This is how it is.
Aiba: Amazing!
Ogura: There's custard, and raw cream!
Jun: That's right ne.
Akiko: Thanks for the food. Delicious.
Aiba: It's delicious.
Ogura: Her expression looks so happy. (writing)
Aiba: Ne!
Akiko: The cream is incredibly delicious.
Ogura: Delicious? just a little bit is enough for me. (writing)
Jun: Then just a little. (writing)
Aiba: A little huh.
[writing: He's looking out for your health]
Aiba: That's sad huh, Ogu-san.
Ogura: No matter what it's pathetic huh. (writing)
Aiba: Even though you're already 60 ne. (writing) How is it?
Ogura: It's delicious ne. (writing)
Jun: The reason they have this jumbo one is because a customer special-ordered it as a birthday gift for his
girlfriend who loves cream puffs.
Sho: How much did this girlfriend eat??
Jun: She *loved* cream puffs.
[Announcer: Next is gyoza-style apple pie. Inside, rather than meat, is sweetened apple mixture.]
Ogura: Huh? She's not lighting up. She's delirious? (writing)
Aiba: She's delirious ne, certainly in a daze-
Nino: We're doing this for real, so do your best. (writing)
Aiba: She's delirious ne.
Ogura: The apple pie made you delirious. (writing)
Akiko: It dazed me.
Ogura: That's got to be fun-
Nino: What kind of game is this? Please quit this game. (writing)
Akiko: Ah, it's delicious, really.
Aiba: Delicious?
7:34
{the announcer says next is a Japanese candy made of black beans and glutinous rice, though you may be fooled
by it's appearance}
7:46
Ogura: I'd laugh if it smelled raw ne. (writing)
[writing: Why is he using honorifics?]
Sho: Suddenly using honorifics;P
Nino: I'd laugh too.
Akiko: I'd laugh ne.
Nino: That would be laughable ne.
Ogura: Go ahead.
Akiko: Why are you laughing? (writing)
Ogura: It's the sensation that Hinagata Akiko-san is biting into a fish;P (writing)
Aiba: Isn't that okay?
[writing: Ogu-san seems to be having fun]
Nino: That's a Japanese candy.
Jun: That's a sweet.
[Announcer: Next is lemon-flavored jelly with goldfish shapes in it, "Goldfish bowl jelly". It matches perfectly,
in appearance, taste, and concept it's a sweet.]
Ogura: You're eating everything without any hesitation ne. (writing)
Akiko: Ah, is that bad? (writing)
Aiba: No no, that's fine, really.
Ogura: I was thinking that you really do like them.
Akiko: Then would you like to try it with me?
Ogura: Oh my...
Aiba: Well well well!
Ogura: ...really? (writing)
Aiba: Hey, Ogu-san.
Nino: Do it! Do it do it!
Aiba: Then lift out a fish.
Ogura: Because you went to all this trouble ne. (writing)
Aiba: Wouldn't it be better to take one of the fish out? I think that's better.
Akiko: Say [Ahh~] then. (writing)
Nino: Ogu-san, say [Ahh~] to her please.
Aiba: That's right. Ogu-san, go [Ahh~].
Nino: You say [Ahh~] Ogu-san. (writing)
Aiba: Ogu-san, say it ne. Hinagata-san, until then you can't open your mouth. (writing)
Akiko: Yes.
Ogura: [Ahh~]<3 (writing)
Jun: What is that! (writing)
Nino: What kind of game is that! (writing) This show...eh?
Ogura: Is it okay if I don't eat as well? (writing)
Aiba: Are you getting sick of it? Is your stomach full already?
Ogura: My chest has started to hurt. (writing)
Sho: It's love, love. (writing)
9:01
{next is the image homework of Akiko, 'what did you do last night?' Sho says they received a lot of submissions
and the members will introduce them one by one. Aiba says he'll start, a submissionn from Tokyo's Kasai-san,
which is 'put her shopping bag in the basket and tore through a shopping arcade on a bicycle', and he says that
image of her appears to exist, perhaps because as a single mother they think she has to do that kind of household
work. She says that's true, even though her child is in the 1st grade already. Jun suprisedly says 'she's that big??'
Aiba asks if her daughter and her share any similar features, and Akiko says that she thinks her daughter's more
together than she is. Aiba is amazed, and Akiko says that it's amazing, her daughter criticizes her. Aiba asks
for an example and she says that she often hangs out with Mitsuura-san, and that once they were on a tv show
together and Mitsuura-san cried, while everyone else laughed. When she came home it appeared that her daughter
had seen it, and she got mad at her and asked why Mitsuura-san was crying, while everyone else laughed so hard,
but 'mama' didn't even comfort her, despite her having no allies whatsoever. Then Akiko goes on to say that
she told her it was because Yacchan (Mitsuura) thought it was the most tasty;P Aiba says that should be easy to
udnerstand, and Nino tells her not to tell her daughter that kind of thing;P Because it won't explain why she
said it. And she agrees, and says that her daughter told her to be careful for next time. Aiba then asks if she
goes anywhere on her bike, from her house. Akiko says she does, but it's a recent thing. Then she says that when
she was in junior high she got hit by a taxi while riding a bike, and Aiba confirms it was her. She says yes,
and that she was in a really big hurry, then starts to laugh, and everyone asks why she's laughignXD She says
that her bike got hit, but she rolled up onto the hood and was thus okay, that she was right up close to the
driver. Aiba says she wasn't close because the windshield was in teh way, and she goes on to say that because
a lot of people started gathering around, and the driver appeared to be getting out, she got really scared and
ran awayXD But when she got home it seemed that he mother got a phone call, the result of which was her mother
telling her she had to be more careful, and then no sooner had they bought her another bike but she got hit
by a busXD only one week later too...;P They can't believe it, but she says it's true, and that because it
happened in such a short period of time they stopped wanting to buy her bikes. Aiba asks why she got hit and she
says it's because she was in an incredible hurry^^; She was in an incredible hurry so it couldn't be helped.
Aiba tells her to be careful about that, and Jun says he'll go next. A submission from Shizuoka-ken's Nakagawa-san,
'listened to Mitsuura Yasuko-san's stories about getting dumped for an eternity'. Ogura asks her what kind of
conversations she has with Mitsuura, and says that she's a fairly serious girl isn't she? Akiko says it's true,
and that recently she told her she's having menopausal disordersO_o She's getting a beardXDD Mitsuura asked her
what she should do;P Ogura laughs at that, and Ohno asks if it's really coming in that much, tugging at his own.
Jun says surely it's not coming in *that* muchXD Akiko says it's only very little and Nino interjects to say
it must be the soft hair on people's cheeks right? Akiko says it's a beard;P ogura laughs and says it seems that
if they run into Mitsuura they'll see itXD Nino agrees, and Ohno reads his, a submission from Shizuoka-ken's
Da-Da-san, 'Hinagata-san, you're not going to get remarried?';P Sho says that's not an image at all, and Akiko
says that it's not like doesn't want to, nor does she desperately want to, it's just that if the timing was
right she would. Sho asks if it was someone older or younger how would it be? Their age group or Ogura's age-group?;P
Ogura snorts and asks what kind of silly conversation they're having now, while Nino says that's a fairly wide
disparity;P Akiko says it really doesn't matter much to her, and Sho asks Ougra what he thinks;) Nino says she
gets hit by things from time to time, and she says that he could protect her, and he says he would. She says
that he could tell her if she was riding too fastXD Sho slaughs that protecting her is reduced to the speed of
her bike, and Ogura says that next time he'll put himself in a position to protect her, leading Sho to cut in
and suggest they move on to the next segment;P}
13:03
Ogura: So, it started last week, this is the "Tell me! Arashi" segment.
[Announcer: This is a segment where Arashi takes the audience's love problems and mixes in enactments to seriously
answer them. And, for the sake of participation, 50 girls in the studio will rate them. They'll also receive
Hinagata-san's opinion, since she is the chairman of the judgement committee.]
Ogura: So, this week's problem was received from Hokkaido's Butter-san. (writing)
Nino: Oh, thanks.
Ogura: It will very shortly be the birthday of the girl that I've recently started dating. When I give her the
present what words should I say along with it to make her happy? Tell me! (writing)
Aiba: It's fresh, it's fresh isn't it.
Nino: It's fresh huh.
Ogura: It's the first present!
Sho: It's youth.
Ogura: That's right.
Akiko: Ah, it's difficult ne.
Jun: Ah, this is bad.
Ogura: As a girl, would it be better to say something when you give her the present rather than stay silent?
(writing)
Akiko: Ah, but it's better not to be long-winded ne! (writing)
Aiba: Ah, something light? Yes!
Jun: Ah, there it is!
Ogura: Yes, there it is.
Sho: Ther we go.
Aiba: Something light?
[writing: 1st, Aiba]
Aiba: So, for the situation, we had a morning meet-up for her birthday.
Nino: That's great ne.
Aiba: Isn't that great?
Nino: It's fresh ne. (writing)
Aiba: Isn't it fresh? (writing)
Ogura: The words to accompany the birthday present. Well then, Aiba-kun, let's go~.
[writing: Aiba's recommmended words]
Aiba: Sorry! Sorry, were you waiting long? I got lost. (writing) Yeah, sorry ne.
Jun: Just how lost was he?;P
Nino: Although it looked like he was making a bee-line for her.
Aiba: Today is that ne? (writing) Um, hey. Your birthday ne. (writing) I kind of have something to give you today.
Alright...here, your present. That's right, money. You know, I've been frantically working my hardest
at my part-time job! (writing) I saved up 50 thousand yen! So you wanna go? To Isetan? Isetan? (writing; department
store) Let's go together, cause I'll buy you the thing that suits you best. (writing) Ne? Let's go together.
Alright, let's go!
Ogura: For her first birthday with you ne, you give her 50 thousand (yen) in the morning ne? (writing)
Aiba: Yes!
Oguta: So, wellthen, here's the judgement. Hinagata-san as well-
Aiba: This is bad.
Ogura: -go or no-go, go ahead! Ah~, it's the worst!
Jun: There's tons of x's!
Akiko: First of all, isn't it better not to show her cash? (writing)
[writing: Quite right!]
Nino: Ne, it went on quite a bit ne, even though it would have been nicer to buy he something.
Ohno: Ne, 50 thousand yen...
Akiko: Um, you can say something honest like [I was really worrying about it but I didn't know what to get].
(writing)
Aiba: I see ne. I see I see, like that! (writing)
Nino: Gifts are essential ne. (writing)
Akiko: Gifts are incredibly essential. The first time I got a present from a boyfriend that I didn't like was
[Homemade Jam]. (writing)
Jun: Why??
Akiko: Homemade jam.
Jun: Was it not homemade?
Ogura: What kind of jam was it? (writing)
Akiko: There were ordinary fruits in there, but there was just one, what was it ne, that was butter-ish. I
really didn't like that. I kind of started to hate him. (writing)
Ogura: So, who's next?
Sho: Alright!
Ogura: Ah, okay, let's go Sho-kun. Alright, he's there. Sakurai-san, do your best! Go ahead!
[writing: Sakurai's recommended words]
Sho: The case is that today is your first birthday ne. If that's true, then this is the point where I'd like to
tell you 'congratulations' but...I felt like I should express my thanks to your mother and father who gave
birth to you. Father, mother...thanks. (writing)
Aiba: That's an awesome idea.
Nino: Then let's see the decision.
Ogura: You're already thinking about marriage ne, with that? (writing)
Sho: That's right ne. You begin by attacking the parents. (writing)
Ogura: I see, I see.
Sho: The outside's solid, so I thought to attack from the inside. (writing)
Ogura: So, go ahead with the judgement!
Jun: That's lower than Aiba-san's ne!
Aiba: That's right ne. Ah, Hinagata-san's giving it an x too.
Akiko: Those two are still at a state of high tension, so I get the feeling that a little more time needs
to pass. (writing) Other than that, were the father and mother nearby? (writing)
Sho: No...they're not there.
Nino: The father and mother aren't there ne.
Ogura: So, who's next?
Sho: I want to see Ogu-san's! (writing)
Nino: Ah, I wsant to see that!
[writing: Ogu-san is also being suddenly conscripted!]
Nino: The circumstances, the circumstances, what are the circumstances? What's the situation? (writing)
Ogura: Anywhere's fine. (writing)
Jun: So, shall we go?
Ogura: The situation has nothing to do with it.
Jun: So, the words to go along with the birthday present for the girlfriend you've started seeing, the Ogura-san
version! Go ahead.
[writing: Ogura's recommended words]
Ogura: Happy birthday. I like watches so I'm giving you a watch. It's just that, there were a lot to choose from
and I got confused. (writing) This is my preference. It's just that, there wasn't a present better than you. (writing)
Sho: Coo~l!
[writing: Yo! Mature!]
Nino: Cool!
Sho: A present better than you howaa~. (writing)
Aiba: Let's got to the judgement. Go ahead!
Ogura: Ah, kids wouldn't understand huh!
Sho: Hinagata-san gave it a circle?
Akiko: Ah, well it was kind of too straight-forward so I think that you would conversely get nervous. (writing)
Aiba: Nervous-!
Nino: That's possible huh.
Akiko: But, I kind of think that maybe that alone they'd treat preciously perhaps? Just what age were you
assuming? (writing) For the female partner?
Ogura: A divorcee probably ne. (writing) So, who's next? Ah, it's Ohno.
Ohno: This'll work. (writing)
Oguta: Ah, Ohno-kun's confident creation. A few words to accompany the present on the first birthday of your
girlfriend. Ohno-kun, go ahead!
[writing: Ohno's recommended words]
Ohno: Here, your present. That's right, it's my caricature. When we can't see each other, look at that
caricature! (writing)
Ogura: That's...for Riidaa's personality that's good huh. (writing)
Nino: It might be good ne.
Ogura: Here's the judgement, go ahead!
Aiba: It was good!
Jun: Amazing.
Nino: Oh, amazing.
Ogura: It's just 5 people (missing).
Jun: Hinagata-san is a circle as well.
Ogura: Ah, is it good?
Akiko: It's the kind of type I'd think is sort of fun ne. (writing) Laughing together. I think I'd probably
give my caricature in return on his birthday ne. (writing)
[Announcer: Finally, Arashi's prided two over-the-top guys make their appearance. The words to make a girlfriend
happy when giving her her present, finally teh top two make their appearance.]
Ogura: So, next? Who-
Nino: The two big magnates are left behind ne. (writing)
Jun: That's right ne!
[writing: We're anticipating it!]
Jun: Then I guess I'll go.
Nino: Ehh??!
Ogura: MatsuJun is going. It'll be over-the-top, for sure. (writing)
Aiba: Over-the-top ne.
Jun: This situation is ne, ah, then, on the verge of going home after a date. (writing)
Ogura: The verge of going home huh?
Sho: Why are you getting shy? (writing)
Ogura: He remembered something;P
Jun: Ah~, this is embarrassing! (writing)
Aiba: It's erotic ne. The erotic one. (writing) It's an erotic one today ne.
Ogura: Then, MatsuJun, go ahead!
[writing: Matsumoto's recommended words]
Jun: Well, it was fun ne? Eh...so, it was today, take care on your way home again ne. Ah! I forgot. Here,
your present. (writing) Open it and see. That's right, it's a ring. (writing) Look on the inside of it.
That's right. Just in case, so that we won't forget this occasion, I had the day engraved on it. (writing)
Happy birthday. Bye ne.
Aiba: We have to see the judgement for this, the judgement. The judgement ne.
Ogura: The judgement! Ah, but there are a lot of circles...
Aiba: Ah, that's a good one, there's a good response.
Ogura: Though I think it could be fine to give a ring for the first present, how is it with just having just
the date inside? (writing) Is that something that would make you happy?
Akiko: Ah, I think it would make me happy ne, after all it's ther person you like. Other than that, the non-chalant
manner... That unexaggerated feel, to the extent that on the way home he forgot it, that was good. (writing)
Ogura: So-
Nino: Alright, I guess I'll show you. (writing) Mine.
Ogura: You're going to show us? That's Nino-like.
Nino: Mine ne...everyone brought out their own individual ones, but I'll show you how mine is the most heart-
throbbing of them all. (writing)
Akiko: he's kind of set the bar high. (writing)
Ogura: Well, let's go.
Aiba: It's an incredibly high bar ne.
Jun: He's painting himself into a corner;P
Ogura: This is Ninomiya-kun. Go ahead.
Nino: Okay.
[writing: Ninomiya's recommended words]
Nino: Here, this is your birthday present. OPen it and see. That's right. It's a watch you know. From now on
as well...let's tick away our time together. (writing)
[writing: Doubtful?]
Ogura: I see ne. Well then, this is the judgement, go ahead!
Akiko: Kind of doubtful.
Aiba: Hinagata-san, which is it?
Akiko: Um...although wanting to tick away the time together with the watch makes me happy, having it go together with
those words just now...
Aiba: Ah, I see ne.
Akiko: I think the way you say it is a factor too.
Aiba: This is kind of flippant ne? Kind of.
Akiko: When he does it saying [let's tick away] it makes you kind of wonder to what extent he's being serious.
(writing)
Aiba: Ahh.
Jun: Ah, I see ne.
Nino: Then just how much over-the-top do you like anyway? (writing)
[writing: Getting angry unreasonably]
Aiba: What is that? There are a lot of different kinds of that?
Akiko: He's kind of mad ne.
Aiba: There's various different styles? (writing)
Nino: Yeah there are, there are.
Aiba: There were various different styles?
Nino: Like 'Let's tick away our time together ne~!'
[writing: A new calling in life!]
Nino: Like 'Here here, hey~!', those kinds of styles.
[writing: In the end, who's the honor student?]
Nino: These rules are messed up!
23:02
{the announcer says this week's honor student is Kon-san from Tokyo for submitting the Melon Mousse, asks
for questions and submissions for 'what did you do last night?' for Drunk Dragon, Megumi, and Suzuki Anne}
Ogura: You're not that good at it?
Akiko: I'm good at it! I'm incredibly fast!
Okay...she got hit by a taxi and a bus in the same week??XDD I'd have given up on bicycyling for life at that point;P And Ogura really did seem interested in her ne...a little more than the usual guestsXD And I really~ want to try that melon mousse, I love melon and it looks amazing:3 But the birthday words were really the highlight of the show ne;) I'm biased, but I loved Jun's most of allXD A ring, perfect bday present, and the dat inside...kyaa~<3 But Ohno's was hilarious, I'd be a little nonplussed at first, but after that I'd probably think it was funny^^ Aiba...k, giving money is not good, I'm sorry dear^^; At least act like you tried to think of something elseXDD And Sho...don't hate me, but that's a good way to get someone to break up with you;P Nino's was so flippant it didn't quite carry off well, but the revised edition was a screamXD Ah~, I love this new segment:3
Plus, Jun's July Myojo article<3
Credit to Mori for the scan!:D

When they went to Osaka for the Dome concerts, since it had been awhile since all the members were together
Arashi went out to eat dinner. Matsumoto was moved by the deliciousness of the kushiage (fried vegetables and
meat on skewers) he encountered at that time! [It was tasty~<3 they brought out various kinds of kushiage. Like
sea urchin and squid, they were tasty too, the crab cream croquettes were delicious~. The number of guests, with
the staff and Arashi combined, was 10 people, and although it was just the host and hostess serving us just
when we were done eating the next skewers would come out. With the good host, the good atmosphere of the
restaurant, when they said "Bringing out tasty stuff~!" there was the unique quality of a craftsman hanging
about in the air ne.] Usually Matsumoto doesn't eat many fried things, but on that day they say that his arms
kept reaching out for the kushiage brought out with such exquisite timing. [Fried food swells out your stomach
if you give it time, but that day I ate a lot ne. Because the place where they were frying it was right in front
of my eyes the way the host was doing it interested me as well so I was watching it the whole time] he says,
right now Matsumoto is playing an Italian chef in the drama [Bambi~no!]. Even when he goes out to eat on his
own time the way he looks at the restaurants is different from how it was up until now! [The other day, even
when I went to a soba restaurant I had a seat at the counter and I wondered "what does the inside of the kitchen
look like?" and was looking at it.] Identical to the main character he plays in the drama, Matsumoto himself
is a man who studies zealousy.
20 minutes of relaxation time per day
[It's been pretty peaceful lately ne. Even if there were things that irritated me, because it would make the
atmosphere bad for those around me I don't bring it to the surface much] says Matsumoto with a calm expression.
Since his days are busy with the filming of the drama it sometimes happens that by the time he realizes it
he's fallen asleep on the floor without making it to the bed... What heals Matsumoto is bath time. [Listening
to music, watching subject matter DVDs, reading scripts or books...I soak for 20~30 minutes ne] slowly relaxing,
preparing for the next day's filming.
A surprise from a friend!
Before the time he was supposed to meet up with a friend he hadn't seen in a while I got a sudden phonecall from
them! On top of which, what they asked him was what he was wearing that day. Though no matter how long it's been
there's no way they wouldn't be able to find him at the meet-up... [A khaki shirt and navy blue pants. 'The inside
is pink', I answered on my outfit for the day] upon which the friend readied an unexpected item and waited for
Matsumoto! [They said "I thought it go with your outfit today" and gave me a navy blue scarf sample. I was happy
ne] On a side note, on the day of this interview he also coordinated a navy blue scarf with his personal clothes.
Nice~ he was even studying kitchens in soba restaurants, what a diligent boy^^ I wonder if now that the drama is finished he'll still continue trying to learn new things...knowing him he'll pick up little bits here and there to really wow people;P But really, only 20min a day to relax??O_o That's awful...but I'm sure he really enjoys his bath time, and occasionally brings some wineXD Ii ne, watashi mo hairitai na~XDD He has such nice friends too...XD
Well, there's a bit more to put separately, but that's it for the main post^^ Hope you all had a good week:D Oh, I put a poll on my Vox about which is your favorite song from Time, but lj doesn't work with java apparently...so, if you can't get on there or if you'd prefer, post what your fave song is in a comment, we'll see what the tally comes to here:D Mata ne~=)
銀色の爪って素敵~;Pま、嵐の文字もいればもっと素晴らしいになるけどね^^
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Comments
i have a massive sweet tooth so i really wanted to try all those sweets ^^ yummy melon mousse that's more melony than melon =P lol everyone was picking on Jun in that segment coz he was Bambino XD
the pic that goes with article is so good ne? how did you not get distracted... it's so Jun, so kakkoii... lol focusing on food again, it's not Arashi if it doesn't talk about food =P awww, the poor guy only just 20 minutes a day to himself... he's working too hard!! at least now he can rest a bit, since it's Sho and Nino working overtime now... and yeah, he likes his baths doesn't he? wasn't he talking about it in the love so sweet secret talk? imagining him in his bath is not good for my health tho =P and his friend is so nice, and knows what Jun would like too... clothes and accessories =P
thanks for the translations as usual! i wonder how you get anything done with all the translating you do... Arashi takes up almost all of my free time >< anyways i hope you're taking care of yourself ^^
Oh~ I lvoe sweets too~, but some of those...like the fish bowl...were a little too much even for me;P Jun gets picked on a lot for being bambino neXD
I get distracted often...XD Maybe that's why it takes so long;P I lvoe his poses, he always puts so much thought into them<3 I'm glad he can relax a little more now though it means the other 2 are over-worked^^; Yeah they talked about baths in the secret talk, baths are a big topic for him lately neXD
You're very welcome:D The answer is, I don't get much doneXD Honestly I really need 32 hours a day...O_o I'm doing my best, ganbarimashou ne^^
The birthday present from Jun is to die for! He's such a born romantic. <3
He really does have the soul of a poet, it's so sweet when he does these things<3
Thanks for the translation, nyanchan. The scarf. I wonder if we fans know the said friend, since Jun's pretty reserved and doesn't seem to have that many close friends... But then again, he's so private, so what do we know, right? ^^
Thanks again for translating! <3
It's my pleasure^^ I was thinking it was that guy who let him stay in his cottage in Arizona last year...(can't remember his name^^;;) But you;re right, who knowsXD
No problem^^
Funny how we immediately think of Aiba as the bride...
(I just can't slip the boy into a wedding dress in this picture T_T but you'll be pleased at how pretty he can be when I force him in one X3)
And it was really cute the way he got kinda angry at the end. <3
Thanks for translating! It's niced to be able to see what they're saying!
And he really can't take critcismXDD
You're very welcome, I'm glad to be able to help^^
I didn't have time to check your LJ since last week...to find this post with new shukudai translation is awesome :) it brightens my day :)
I have read your previous posts about your mum visiting you...and now I can relate to your feeling. My parents is visiting me now and before their arrival I cleaned my house like crazy. Now that they are leaving in 2 days...I feel so sad.
anyhow, thanks again and keeping up the good work :)
Ah, I'm so happy you liked them:3 And that you found time to read them:)
Aww, I'm sorry you're sad, it's ahrd ne, knowing they might not be back for quite awhile>_< But we have to treasure the memories we made and be happy with that until then ne:3
Hai, gnabarimasu~X3
The boys are so baka! Aiba-chan is so...*shakes head*...But if I were his gf, I'd feel so bad for him that I would just have to pat his head and say "at least you tried, sort of"
Oooooh, a manicure! I really would like to have one done. I think I'm gonna get it for the first time when my brother gets married. Woohoo!
And OMG, time passes by so quickly nowadays, I can't belief 2007 is half over...I can't keep up!
Hehe, yeah, it's hard not to forgive Aiba, he's too cute~X3
Ah, congratulations on your brother's wedding, I hope you get an awesome manicure;)
Ouch, when you put it that way it seems like even more time has gone byXDD Doushiyou;P
You know, I really hope they're not like this with real partners, coz that'd be a disaster~! XD I mean serious Sho! Thanking her parents on her birthday??? *_* But Ohno's is <3
Have a good week~
Yeah, some of those ones are really dangerousXDD I honestly don't know if Sho knows what he's doing...;P Hehe, would you make him one back?XD
You too~=)
20 minutes of relaxation time per day ne... there isn't too much time to watch a dorama xD I have 45 minutes per day xP Poor Jun, but he is always trying to balance everything as he can ^______^
hai, can't even watch an anime show in 20minXDD Only 45 min? Uso!XD He does his best ne, so we need to try too!:D
haha~ i said "hardword" i wonder if it's a rude word! i mean "hardwork", but you had figured it ne xD bada da na~ xP
Iie, it's not rude;P It's not really a word...XD But I understood what you were trying to say:3
lets tick away our time together
oh my :o I don't know I just picture two people sitting together staring at a clock bored out of their minds. yeah really romantic xD
And Jun giving a girl a ring how romantic and having it engraved just makes it so much more special *melts*
I get the feeling ohno really likes hanmade gifts so cute but my dear aiba chan you shouldn't give money and sho I don't evn know what to say :x Maybe sakuraiba needs to get some love advice from some of the other members XDDD scary thought
Hahaha, yeah I didn't Nino's was that great;P Sounds like something an old-timer would say (OguraXD).
I lvoe Jun's sense of romanticism<3 he has the best ideas:3
Yeah a gift from ohno would definitely be really nice...but Aiba needs to listen to Akiko, and Sho...good grief, where do I start?XD Haha, Jun needs to teach Aiba, and Nino can teach Sho, it'll be hilarious!XP
It's true. This year time is just flashing by and I am running with it to keep up. It's almost end of July. :S
I like this new segment on shukudai-kun. How come they don't do it anymore? Are the boys embarrassed? Jun was so cute with his suggestion. <3 He seems so bold at times that it's easy to forget how shy he can be. ^^ I love his marriage proposal and also this birthday gift. How thoughtful.
Only 20 mins a day to relax?? Poor Jun baby. He was so tired he fell asleep on the floor before reaching the bed. It's not easy being Japanese idols ne. At least the boys are eating good food!
Domo arigato gozarimasu nyanchan! :DD
Ah~, they discontinued it??>_< I haven't watched that far ahead yet:S He is shy but he overcomes it, which is all the more endearing to me<3 And he is such a romantic!X3
hai, they get worked to deathO_o At least they can enjoy what they're doing, I wish them much happiness:3
Iie, dou itashimashite!^^
どうも!!